多萝西和她的老对头汉弗莱之间的故事（第一篇为试水文）

Post-canon, sequel to "Strategic Hell". This time, somehow, Clouds of Good Fortune are really starting to gather over Bernard's head.

Bernard senses something... different going on between his two masters. But with the both of them too proud to make a move, the young man decides that it's time to do something about it himself... HA/JH

Approx. 1 year pre-canon. Bernard starts a new job as The Principal Private Secretary under Mr. Sarget's rule without knowing much, what he is doing. He also discovers that „going to a rehab" is one of these irregular verbs. Sir Humphrey is growing desperate to make the very directly speaking and confrontational Minister a scarce commodity.

Approx. 2 years pre-canon. More pre-Hacker adventures in DAA. Sir Desmond seeks Sir Humphrey's help to get a state loan for Bartlett's. Bernard, being rather bored, hires his old Oxford buddy and soon they pursue some dubious dealings. The Minister Tom Sargent has some strong words for Sir Humphrey. Tax-payers pick up the bill. Warnings: foul language

Approx. 3 years pre-canon. Bernard's first project in DAA, ever: the notorious mass-purchase of a s***load of paperclips! And not exactly making too many friends in the process. Also, having his first tete-a-tete with a Minister and being dumb enough to say "No, Minister" twice. Warnings: foul language.

Approx. 3 years pre-canon. Bernard's first 5 minutes working in DAA, ever. Sir Humphrey puts him on a preliminary soundness test by asking some trick-questions.

Approx. 10 years pre-canon. At this stage Sir Arnold is a rookie Cabinet Secretary, who has gotten himself into a very sticky situation. Can Sir Humphrey save his dear buddy from major humiliation?

Happens right after Man Overboard. The Prime Minister wants to present the relocation of service personnel as his own idea. MoD is irate. A scandal is a mere inch away. Bernard is pissed off and lets out some steam in the company of The Gentlemen. Provoked by trainees, they start telling stories about their career paths. Can major embarrassments be avoided?

Bernard's celebrations of his 20th wedding anniversary were a major piss-up, really, alas. Sir Humphrey and Sir Frank got into a fight, which ended in a gravely embarrassing way. Sir Arnold is not the least impressed when he hears about it and has a few strong words with The Gentlemen. Warnings: violence, foul language. PG-13

Seq. to Work Hard and Play Harder. Things get a more embarrassing groove. Bernard succumbs to temptation to chase Dorothy. Also gives some invaluable career tips to trainees and his infamous mother-in-law visits. Bernard throws a party to celebrate his 20th wedding anniversary. This ends with a maximum fiasco, when Sir Humphrey and Sir Frank get into a fight. PG-13

Bernard Woolley lets his guard down a notch and is rather bold, in the company of equals and subordinates. His fairly extreme work-life is spiced up with fairly extreme social-life. He might be much less sound than he desperately wishes his superiors to believe. Side-story to canon, from Official Visit to Ministerial Broadcast. Reading "Learning New Rules" previously is rec-d.

Melodramatic and wangsty story about Bernard Woolley's sizzling-hot affair with Mrs. Annie Hacker. Rating: PG-13/R

A missing scene from James Hacker's first workday in DAA, happens at around 7PM or so. This ficcie has no goal whatsoever, really. Rating: G.

Pre-canon. 1-2 years before Open Government, Sir Humphrey decides to renovate DAA buildings, as the 10th Minister Tom Sargent lacks ideas for activity. Unexpected opposition from Sir Arnold is encountered. Also Sir Humphrey reflects upon what makes one a player in London and has problems with staffing.

Jim Hacker's viewpoints! (In plural!) Jim Hacker has an internal debate (this is a very heated one) on whether he makes a decision about making a decision in The Question of Loyalty.

Pre-canon Bernard-centric fic. Bernard tells the story of his career before The Right Honourable James Hacker MP came to DAA and what his outlook on life is at the time of YM Open Government (at this stage, not too sarcastic). No warnings. Preferably read before my other stories.

Sequel to „Anger is Contageous". Bernard's confidential conversations with Friends, Fools & Family taking place during episodes from Real Partnership to Tangled Web and post-canon aftermath. He's contemplating over what his next high-flying career move is. Temporary set-backs, such as getting spanked by Sir Humphrey and making enemies in MI-5. Warnings: spanking, foul language!

The Key debacle gets one more twist, when Sir Humphrey threatens Bernard with corporal punishment. Bernard gets upset and says something quite insolent, which he would not say otherwise. Soon he realizes that he probably won't get away with it. Bernard thinks some nasty thoughts about his masters and rants in front of his wife. Warnings: strong language, dark humour

Dorothy/Humphrey; Annie, Jim, Bernard...and other civil servants Annie has a brilliant idea how to help Jim to work out the hostility between his two colleagues. This is my first published fic. English is not my mother language. Enjoy :

Set just after 'A Diplomatic Incident'. Hacker is not happy about how the Soviet diplomat tried to touch Humphrey inappropriately. Hacker/Humphrey

A series of drabbles from an A to Z prompt snagged from LJ. Humphrey/Bernard centric with a few visits from Sir Arnold, Sir Frank, Hacker etc. Both Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister verse.

When Sir Humphrey finds himself in the damnable position of choosing between conscience-with proper regard and due consideration to the undoubted claims of the civil service upon his attention and loyalty, of course-and duty to Sir Arnold, chaos ensues

Imagine Sir Humphrey addressing a 4th of July assembly...this would be it.

This could be seen as somewhat of a sequel to "A Taste for Delicacies", though it's not mandatory for one to have read it to understand this. Slash, Bernard/Sir Humphrey. Musings on a relationship.