Ted, Dougal and Jack are sent to an uninhabited island to help a group of archaeologists establish some facts about one Saint Patrick (not THE Saint Patrick, mind you). Can they survive there? Will they be able to return to Craggy Island, their home, which they have just started to miss?

Craggy Island in 2023. Dougal's doing a funeral.

A little priest wants a hug. Post-Tentacles of Doom. Ambiguously Ted/Dougal.

An explainatory prequel: That is, some of my headcannons and dreams, strung together into a narrative about Dougal's first day. Enjoy.

A Ted/Dougal slash, because it seemed mandatory.

"Okay, let's get him on the stretcher." Ted didn't want to let go of Dougal. Ted looked down at him again. "He's in so much pain," he told them, choking out a sob. The tears sprung from his eyes. "Please help him!" "Let him go, Father," one of the paramedics cooed. Dougal gets appendicitis. (Ted/Dougal)

"Goodnight, Ted." "Night, Dougal." "Ted?" "Yes, Dougal." "If we're not allowed to leave the house, who is going to do Mass?" Ted sighed. "Goodnight, Dougal." (Ted/Dougal)

Dougal tries out a temp job at a local chain burger place. Hilarity ensues!

...exceto quando eles sentem

A child is possessed by the Forces of Darkness. Unfortunately for those Forces, the child is from Craggy Island.

Ted is advised to take a break by Dr. Sinnott, so he goes to a sleepy town on the mainland to find himself.

An unwelcome visitor causes mayhem in the Parochial House.

When Father Ted isn't around to do a funeral, Mrs Doyle reluctantly has Father Dougal McGuire go in his stead. She may as well have just done it herself. An interpretation of Dougal's infamous funeral from the 'Christmassy Ted' episode.

Ted and Dougal get sick and try to deal with their demons, We get to see Mrs Doyle's legs and the pope gets wind of such shenanigans.

...Not East, and Don't Bother, Because There isn't any West. A collection of short stories and character pieces. Can easily be read as slash if you like, although it isn't always written that way. Prompts are welcome.

Bishop Brennan has decided to leave the clergy, and there's a gap in the church heirarchy. Could Father Dick be in with a shout?

Another Lost Episode of Father Ted. It's a long time since I was last here! In which Ted and Dougal discover much stranger things than normal are going on. The children of the island are a wee bit weird. That's by Craggy Island standards...

After Dougal is injured during a ping pong battle, his irritable mother pays the parochial house a visit. Unconvinced that he is a good priest, she threatens to take him away for good. That is, unless Ted can prove her otherwise.

Bishop Brennan has hatched another diabolical plot to make life difficult on Craggy Island. A fourth misfit priest is on his way to the lads - and this one doesn't just believe in muscular Christianity. He wants it armed to the teeth. Many "feck"s.

A group of American tourists wants a bit of local colour, and they're willing to pay. How can Ted say no? And what will Dougal do when Ted gets sick? Written for 2008 Yuletide challenge.