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AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavilion Mall in bad shape as he's put on extra weight and his hypoglycaemia has gotten worse. In this fan sequel Officer Blart is slowly becoming more and more depressed as loneliness and isolation takes over.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,793 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2023 - Published: 2/15/2022
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He gave her freedom. She wishes that he didn't. Veck/Vixen. Angsty Valentine's Day fic. Oneshot.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Complete
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Children have gone missing in Paul's mall. Paul stumbles on a terrible secret cult and must face his fears. Disclaimer: not for the faint of Blart
Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Complete
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When Paul Blart, a mall cop or security guard, finds an orphaned kid in the ball pit, he HAS to do something. Surprise, surprise! The kid is going to be his partner in stopping crime. Who is this kid? How did he get here? Where did he come from?
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011
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When a young woman gets caught in the middle of a mall takeover, will she be able to put a stop to the leader's plans... or will she be too distracted? Veck/OC. Completed! Sequel is now up, but is rated M.
Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
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Veck's got a second mall and second chance, only one thing is standing in his way. Lexi, a shy female mall cop that's never even touched a gun. He's not too worried but a nagging voice, named Lexi, keeps reminding him that Paul Blart managed to beat him.
Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
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She promised to stay after his jail time.
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete