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Orthopox has hit a bit of a problem during preparations for the invasion of earth. Luckily thanks to a probe spying on an interesting earthling that little problem shall soon be fixed. Not sure how happy the earthing in question is going to be about Orthopox's solution. oh well, let the carnage begin! disclaimer I do not own anything related to destroy all humans.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2021 - Published: 8/3/2020
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A prelude to the 2020 remake that explores how the invasion of Earth was planned out, as well as how Pox, Crypto and Gastro all initially met. This story is to the DAH remake what Kingsglaive was to Final Fantasy XV.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2020 - Complete
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Even by Furon standards 11 years old Crypto is everything but a model child. When he manages to get kicked out of the academy, his last chance to redeem himself is to gather field experience by working as an apprentice. Orthopox - the Commander he gets assigned to - however is not happy about having a child aboard, and the reasons for this foreshadow a dark future for furonkind.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2018 - Complete
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What would happen if Path of the Furon was taken in a whole new direction? If the Nexos never came? If the saucer never crashed? This AU story takes our sarcastic extraterrestrial heroes on a different sort of adventure full of fiery ends and bright new beginnings.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Complete
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The Destroy All Humans Game didn't shed much light on what life was like for Pox on the Motherhship. Now you have that chance. Go through the DAH story line from Pox's point of view.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2012
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When Crypto watches too much earth T.V., he decides to climb up the most famous landmark in Belleville! How will it turn out for our favorite Furon?
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
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When Crypto's weapons go missing, he blames the easiest target. Orthopox.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
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After the death of Emperor Meningitis, Neuralgias forms a splinter cell to kill Orthopox. Follows the tales of Neuralgias, Myelomeningocele, Trisomy 13, and Toxoplasma Gondii.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
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Bored of his life as a Furon soldier, Crypto decides to head out to a Rave. However, nothing is as it seems when he's dragged into the war against Furonic and Human conformity.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
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A One-Shot. About Crypto and an OC named Li. Just him finding out her little secret. Read to find out. REVIEW!
Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
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I hope you enjoy the ending! Rated T for violence, gore, and some slapping. Final Chapter!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
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Crypto starts to get bored of killing humans. How will he solve this problem? Read and review!
Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
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Crypto is quite out of character in this but anyway. Crypto goes down to Earth to get furon DNA but he meets a poor orphan girl named Lauren who he doesn't want to hurt. He looks after her until shes strong again. Then Pox gets a bad phone call... R&R
Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
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Part 4. The Final confrontation. Can Pox and Crypto defeat this threat to their existance?
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
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The mind is a tricky thing. You never know when it'll betray you, or save you. R&R
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
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Crypto wants 2 of his old guns back from Pox what will happen.Takes place after "Big Willy Unleashed".
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
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A Cutscene from the Path of the Furon Game. Crypto and Pox arrive on Gorta, but they don't recieve a warm welcome.
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete